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23 April Cowboy Boots An elderly couple, Helen and Bert, moved to Texas Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' Helen looked him over. 'Nope.' Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Helen, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Helen looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!' Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN?'
'Nope', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression: 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'  16 April There was a young man from Savannah...There was a young man from Savannah, who met his end in a curious manner, he whittled a hole, in a telephone pole, and electrified his banana. 06 April The missing wife - Australian HumourA guy's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast. He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.. Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable. The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'. 'Well,' says the guy, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first?' The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young Bill here found her lying about floating around in a reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.' The guy is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit of a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what the good news is. The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few really good sized lobsters and a some nice crabs attached to her, so we've brought you your share.' He hands the guy a bag with a couple of nice lobsters and four or five crabs in it. 'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all that... So what's the other possible good news? 'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and pull her up again! 03 April FAA Aviation Instructors Handbook – Fantastisch en gratis!!!
Download the handbook: http://www.faa.gov/library/manuals/aviation/media/FAA-H-8083-9A.pdf |
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